![\"Tapio](\"http:\/\/blogs.abo.fi\/forskarbloggen\/files\/Salmi_blogg.jpg\" "\\"Salmi_blogg\\"")
Festtalet klingar och orkestern spelar:
\nAlla beh\u00f6vs! Absolut.
\nDer Alltag ist grau,
\nskrev G\u00fcnther Wallraff.
\nKontrollern kontrollerar,
\nhar Du \u00e5kt f\u00f6r mycket taxi,
\nhar Du supit f\u00f6r mycket
\nunder konferensens g\u00e5ng.
\n(Du kom fr\u00e5n Krakow
\nmen hamnade till Auschwitz \u2013 fel t\u00e5g)
\nN\u00e5gon var intresserad av Ditt f\u00f6redrag:
\nhan var utl\u00e4nning.<\/p>\n
Rondo, presto, allegro,
\nrullar r\u00e4kningar
\noch begripliga och obegripliga dokument.
\nDet viktigaste: Reportronic fylls i och Certia g\u00e5r p\u00e5 vinst.
\nN\u00e4rst\u00f6det blir utbr\u00e4nt.
\nEn dag brinner alla papper.
\nMen lyckligtvis:
\nfotokopian finns kvar i forskarens vr\u00e5,
\ncellulosa s\u00f6nderfaller i dagsljus;
\nkemisten r\u00e4ddar dokumentet.
\nBibliotekarien gr\u00e5ter: pengarna tar slut;
\nskall vi sluta med Science Direct,
\nskall vi sluta med SciFinder,
\nskall vi sluta med Chemical Abstracts?
\nKemi i vakuum \u2013 ett nytt experiment.
\nGlasbl\u00e5saren st\u00e4nger sin verkstad.
\nSista bubblan gl\u00f6der i morgonens ljus.
\nMaskinen stannar, d\u00f6rren st\u00e4ngs.<\/p>\n
Vad beh\u00f6vs, vem beh\u00f6vs vid Universitetet?<\/strong><\/p>\n Tyska \u2013 Jawohl,\u00a0 oder vielleicht nicht \u2013 wir \u00fcberlegen und \u00fcberlegen… Tapio Salmi, akademiprofessor<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Festtalet klingar och orkestern spelar: Alla beh\u00f6vs! Absolut. Der Alltag ist grau, skrev G\u00fcnther Wallraff. Kontrollern kontrollerar, har Du \u00e5kt f\u00f6r mycket taxi, har Du supit f\u00f6r mycket under konferensens g\u00e5ng. (Du kom fr\u00e5n Krakow men hamnade till Auschwitz \u2013 fel t\u00e5g) N\u00e5gon var intresserad av Ditt f\u00f6redrag: han var utl\u00e4nning. Rondo, presto, allegro, rullar […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":102,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-759","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-salmi"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.abo.fi\/forskarbloggen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/759","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.abo.fi\/forskarbloggen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.abo.fi\/forskarbloggen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.abo.fi\/forskarbloggen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/102"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.abo.fi\/forskarbloggen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=759"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.abo.fi\/forskarbloggen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/759\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":769,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.abo.fi\/forskarbloggen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/759\/revisions\/769"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.abo.fi\/forskarbloggen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=759"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.abo.fi\/forskarbloggen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=759"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.abo.fi\/forskarbloggen\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=759"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nSuomea, kyll\u00e4 kiitos \u2013 tai: – ei saatana!
\nProfessor i ryska \u2013 njet njet, ta en akademilektor,
\nkanske skriver hon underjordiska ber\u00e4ttelser
\ni en k\u00e4llarh\u00e5la.
\nFranska spr\u00e5ket och litteratur \u2013 bien sur, mais il faut couper les co\u00fbts\u2026
\n(Vin coup\u00e9\u00a0 skulle smaka b\u00e4ttre)
\nLektor i polska: nej, absolut inte, det r\u00e4cker till att man vet:
\nvem var Marie Sklodowska-Curie,
\nvem var Wislava Szymborska?
\nEn tv\u00e4rvetenskaplig snabbkurs:
\nfr\u00e5n bildning till utbildning.
\nHumboldt ist tot \u2013 lebe Humboldt!<\/p>\n